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Ed, Edd and Eddy's children by VampireMeerkat Ed, Edd and Eddy's children by VampireMeerkat
This has been resting on my computer for a while, I wasn't satisfied with some of the drawings. But sometimes you have to hold your breath and press the submit button.
It was never a plan to design Ed, Edd and Eddy's offspring, as I never cared for it. But it's nice to get the things out of the way you're going to do eventually, anyway.



Here's the super-cool trivia I probably need to mention, because nobody ever notices or understands the super-cool trivia I insert in my submissions:

About May Kanker and Ed's possible children:
"Penelope" is one of the names Ed gave the seagulls he held captive under his bed in the episode "Ready, Set... Ed", and "Sheldon" is the name of the piece of cheese he keeps in his pocket.
The names "Bunny" and "Chick" are basically derived from the animals Ed adores the most. Rabbits and chickens, in case that wasn't obvious. Also, the two aren't twins, like the description mentions.

About Marie Kanker and Edd's possible children:
All Edd's daughters' names begin with "Mar-", like their mother's, with exception of "Mildred", who was named after Edd's spider with the same name.

About Lee Kanker and Eddy's possible children:
All of Eddy's children are named after money synonyms (nickel, buck, penny, Benjamins), with exception of "Casey", who is named after the suitcase Eddy named "Casey Jr" in the episode "Hand Me Down Ed".

Why are there two different versions:
Version 1 was designed first, and was actually designed for the gender bent version of Ed, Edd n Eddy (An, Ann n Anny). This also means that the children portrayed actually have the opposite gender and a different name, but I didn't want to make things more confusing than they already were.

Version 2 is the version you should look at, basically. The amount of children for each Ed is the same as the amount portrayed in the deleted scene from "Take This Ed and Shove It" ([link]). Except for Eddy's offspring/grandchildren. I don't have enough creativity to give a personality to 14 children.

Other trivia:
* The Picasso is Nazz' face.
* The flower hairpin Martha is putting on in one of the sketches is the same as the one the Kanker sisters were fighting for in "A Twist of Ed".
* In the bottom drawing of Nicole and Buck they're wearing Team Rocket costumes.
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:iconthegirofrandomness:
TheGirOfRandomness Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sheldon is 99% me. 
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crazymushroom319 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
I love this so much. Penny is, I think, my fav. Would you ever make a comic with the kids? I think it would be amazing with the host of personalities
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:iconvampiremeerkat:
VampireMeerkat Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I already have with version 1's Edd and Marie's offspring. Maybe the other children will have a few stories as well, but I only have more comics planned for the blue haired ones.
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CuernosBeste Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MaRIAN THO
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:iconprincessbeautiful:
PrincessBeautiful Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014
I thought Bunny and Chick were twins.
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:iconkadiur:
Kadiur Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
Then, version 1 doesn´t "exists" ? :c I like the idea that all the characthers above "exists" 
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:iconvampiremeerkat:
VampireMeerkat Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The characters above exist in the genderbent version.
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:iconzero-box:
Zero-Box Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
i'd hit on penny so hard that the next one who pull it out, will be crowed king of england
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:iconmilkshakelover:
milkshakelover Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Poor Bunny:( (Sad) 
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:iconcacatar:
cacatar Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Some of the children have the same relationship of friendship between them, similar to what their parents did? Or rarely interact away from their brothers?
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:iconvampiremeerkat:
VampireMeerkat Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They interact most with their own siblings, none of the children have a connection with their nephews or nieces like Ed, Edd and Eddy had. They don't quite live next to each other anymore.
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cacatar Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Sad, but you are the sexy author after all
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:iconcatcat7077:
catcat7077 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
that pokemon reference though X
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:iconfazkanker:
Fazkanker Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
majorie is me
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BlueGreyJellybean Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
When I read Mildreds description, it seems like since shes the oldest she tries to be a teacher to her younger sisters sometimes, like DD does in Dim lit ed. and since she has her fathers passions, I imagine she just is doing her own science study activities and being quite/kind in the background like DD was. I Imagine her other sisters dont hate their fathers guts, right?Groucho Marx
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Elgamuza Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It gives for try to make a serie about these kids żam I right?. :D
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:iconbluegreyjellybean:
BlueGreyJellybean Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
"It gives for try to make a serie about these kids żam I right?."
Nah, I think they should not hate their fathers guts or the oldest sister, and such hatred is not required if someone made  a series about these kids.
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:iconelgamuza:
Elgamuza Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
?
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:iconshun1325:
shun1325 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Student Writer
Judging from the comic panel I think they do hate her, sometimes.
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:iconkg-44:
KG-44 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Honestly I like the first version more just because it would make more sense. (Personality wise of course.)

 

I would also love it if I could make some fan art based on your design of course.

 

I PROMISE TO GIVE YOU MOST credited since this is your design and everything! 

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:iconjazzijazz16:
Jazzijazz16 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
YOU AINT SHIT,BOY!!!
:iconlooolplz: i was gone with the wind XD
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:iconmiles-hikari:
Miles-Hikari Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Wow, thats all I can say
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:icondrawingsexy:
drawingsexy Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student Artist
wow ^_^
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:iconsquibley:
Squibley Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Well goddamn,Sheldon.
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:iconhooeysmarts333:
HooeySmarts333 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013
(sees Nicole and Buck as Team Rocket) OF COURSE XD
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:iconvampiremeerkat:
VampireMeerkat Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconofcourseplz:
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:iconfemfantasy:
FemFantasy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Isn't Nicole and Buck siblings?
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:iconshun1325:
shun1325 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Student Writer
Yep.
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:iconfemfantasy:
FemFantasy Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh :>
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:iconelgamuza:
Elgamuza Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don´t know if I should say that this killed my childhood or if it make me think that "some way" my childhood is going to revive...


XD

Anyway, awesome job, one thing, can you please do more sketches of Edd x Marie and Ed x May highschool?.
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:iconfemfantasy:
FemFantasy Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel bad for Bunny :( All she wanted to say was "happy Birthday" :(
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naruk-o Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I laughed hardest at Casey. Not because of him but because of that episode with the boomerang, and I can't help but imagine Eddy still dressing up as a mom while raising him XD
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coolclaytony Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
It would appear that the offspring od the eds and the kankers are living embodiments of things of what human beings should never be.
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BlueGreyJellybean Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
if what you say is true , then most human beings  shouldn't even be born, since most of the kids today are way worse I think I am going to PUKE!  than these kids, besides they're just kids, any bad misbehavior's will change... so I must deny your statement!
I'm in ur post! Shakin mah fish!
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:iconbluegreyjellybean:
BlueGreyJellybean Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
nah
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:iconschnab:
Schnab Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
This is a first, and very cool I might ad. Love the little anecdotes on the side. Trivia is always fun, makes us look twice.
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Chibi-Pineapple Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Version 1 is a lot better! I love it, also no offense but penny from version 2 looks like a puppy! Lol
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MagicKip Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
So are there two incestuous relationships? Nicole and Buck then Penny and Benjamin?
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:iconvampiremeerkat:
VampireMeerkat Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No?
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:iconmagickip:
MagicKip Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
I was just wondering because Buck wants to marry Nicole and Penny seems to like Benjamin.
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:iconvampiremeerkat:
VampireMeerkat Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Buck is a small child, and Penny comforts everybody. That's who she is.
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:iconflorgi:
florgi Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
Why do Penny and Benjamin have animal like lines on the top of their lips? Is it just a design or some kind of hidden joke. Sorry I'm curious xD
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:iconffreak93:
FFreak93 Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait. I'm confused....Buck wants to marry Nicole...But isn't she his sister?
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:iconvampiremeerkat:
VampireMeerkat Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And Buck is 6.
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:iconbipolarlife:
BipolarLife Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Is Buck serious about "marrying" Nicole, or is he just playing around? And aren't they like siblings?
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:icondezymax:
DEZYMAX Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sooooooooooo cooooooooooool! <3 <3 <3
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DonnelliaIizsilent Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Very interesting
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:iconphionelover:
PhioneLover Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Leave me alone, dumbass, you have 4 other dumbasses to be dumb with"

MY FAVORITE LINE EVER
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The-Booboochus Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, this is very interesting indeed. Are any of the kids friends with the other unrelated kids?

"YOU AIN'T SHIT BOY" XD
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greenpirata Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God I love this more than I should! I feel the need to thank you for coming up with such creative ideas! I've been following your work for a while now (since 2009) and I just love how much you've improved! anyways, I kinda feel like drawing Penny, would you mind that? :o
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